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This joke was sent to me by Kala in Washington!!!!. Thank you, Kala!
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Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?
........................................................he wanted to see a butterfly!!!
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This joke was sent to me by The Hardys in Kentucky!!!!. Thank you!
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How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
........................................................In a HAMbulance
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A riddle:What has spots and rides on a firetruck?
A firefighter with the measles!
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This joke was sent to me by Willa in Toronto, Canada!!!. Thanks, Willa!
What is Lassie's favorite food?
Cauliflower!!! (Collie-flower!!!)
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This joke was sent to me by Alex in West Virginia. Thanks, Alex!
How do you know if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
You can see his footprints in the butter!
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Safety Tips From Firefighter Randy:
Never Play With Matches!
Call 911 to report an emergency
Remember to Stop, Drop and
Roll if there is a fire on
your clothes